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we offer you the chance to live in a true vintage mobile home for just $900 per month. Imagine the charm of creaky floors, a constant drip from the leaky roof, and a delightful assortment of rodents roaming free—no extra charge for the mice, rats, and the occasional raccoon who’s decided to make it their home too. Enjoy the rustic charm of walls that have been decorated by years of neglect, and plumbing that works about as often as Corey shows up to fix anything. With no heat in the winter, no air conditioning in the summer, and zero maintenance provided, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real fixer-upper. So if you’re after a place that’s got all the comforts of a run-down shack but with a price tag that’ll make you question every life choice, Millersburg Mobile Home Park is ready to take your money.

we’ve got a handyman’s special waiting for you—if you’re the type who enjoys a challenge. For just $333 per month (for the first month), you can take on the project of a lifetime: a mobile home with a “rustic” appeal, brimming with opportunities for repairs (or total overhauls, we won’t judge). The roof leaks, the plumbing’s a gamble, and the wiring? Let’s just say it’s more of a "thrill" than a convenience.

The floorboards have that lived-in feel (mostly because they've been "lived in" by every rodent in the county), and there’s always a surprise waiting behind every door or wall—whether it’s an unexpected draft, a water stain, or a new furry friend. With no maintenance provided, you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that every fix you make is truly your own.

So if you’ve got the skills, the tools, and the patience (and you’re okay with paying $900 for the privilege), Millersburg Mobile Home Park offers you a real handyman’s dream. Roll up your sleeves and get ready to transform this “gem” into something that might resemble a home someday.

we’re not just offering you a place to live—we’re offering an adventure! For just $666 per month, you’ll be surrounded by our complete collection of abandoned meth lab trailers, perfect for the little ones to explore when they’re feeling adventurous. Who needs a backyard when you’ve got a whole neighborhood of decrepit trailers to rummage through? The kids can run wild, discovering long-forgotten remnants of “the good old days,” including broken glass, peeling wallpaper, and the occasional forgotten stash of “treasures.”

Safety? Pfft, that’s not what this park is about. It's all about the thrill of living on the edge—literally. Let your kids roam through the remnants of the past, while you sit back and enjoy the real shabby chic experience. These abandoned trailers have a certain charm, with lingering smells of mystery and who knows what else—perfect for those who like a little danger in their day-to-day life.

So, if you’re after a truly unique living experience—complete with high-risk exploration zones and zero concern for safety—Millersburg Mobile Home Park is waiting for you. Just don’t forget to pack your gloves and a hazmat suit!